Quote #6174
Girls just want to have funds.
Quote #2463
An income tax form is like a laundry list — either way you lose...
Quote #5196
The mind can also be an erogenous zone.
Quote #24061
Judge not the horse by his saddle.
Quote #8592
Consult your dragon before you wager his hide.
Quote #21793
Love and work are the cornerstones of our humanness.
Quote #17011
I believe everyody in the world should have guns. Citizens should have bazookas and...
Quote #22806
The happiness of life is made up of minute fractions – the little, soon...
Quote #25498
The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase.
Quote #27137
One’s own self conquered is better than all other people.