Quote #2229
Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry.
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If you go through a lot of hammers each month, I don’t think it...
Quote #9983
If you want to endure life, prepare yourself for death.
Quote #16376
Always try to do something for the other fellow and you will be agreeably...
Quote #17766
To cease smoking is the easiset thing I ever did. I ought to know,...
Quote #19649
No man can put a chain about the ankle of his fellow man without...
Quote #20539
I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent. People know this,...
Quote #2707
There are some defeats more triumphant than victories.
Quote #26380
The problem with political jokes is they get elected.
Quote #11158
A crow is no whiter for being washed.