Quote #31812
We understand death for the first time when he puts his hand upon one...
Quote #9340
Keeping score of old scores and scars, getting even and one-upping, always make you...
Quote #2708
Americans are a race of convicts and ought to be thankful for anything we...
Quote #14675
A graceful and honorable old age is the childhood of immortality.
Quote #13036
I never vote for anyone; I always vote against.
Quote #32635
God is a comic playing to an audience that’s afraid to laugh.
Quote #18565
One who condones evil is just as guilty as the one who perpetrates it.
Quote #18020
The deepest principle in human nature is the craving to be appreciated.
Quote #6670
To choose Norm Coleman over Walter Mondale is like going to a great steakhouse...
Quote #4951
The devil hath power To assume a pleasing shape.