Quote #33828
I have seen the future and it doesn’t work.
Quote #1952
Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse.
Quote #28179
Ambition is like a frog sitting on a Venus’s-flytrap. The flytrap can bite and...
Quote #30081
Hollywood is a place where they’ll pay you a thousand dollars for a kiss...
Quote #3856
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
Quote #12484
Everything comes to him who waits but a loaned book.
Quote #27409
Imagination is a poor substitute for experience.
Quote #9586
I felt like poisoning a monk.
Quote #16844
Four snakes gliding up and down a hollow for no purpose that I could...
Quote #30787
You have to kiss a lot of toads before you find a handsome prince.