Quote #24529
The proof of the pudding is in the eating.
Quote #5953
Live dangerously and you live right.
Quote #10515
The perfect bureaucrat everywhere is the man who manages to make no decisions and...
Quote #387
My mother-in-law had a pain beneath her left breast. Turned out to be a...
Quote #33183
Nothing has really happened until it has been recorded.
Quote #9378
I?m good enough, I?m smart enough, and dog-gone it, people like me.
Quote #34576
I believe love is primarily a choice and only sometimes a feeling. If you...
Quote #21015
Men often applaud an imitation, and hiss the real thing.
Quote #14512
To my embarrassment I was born in bed with a lady.
Quote #2475
My toughest fight was with my first wife.