Quote #387
My mother-in-law had a pain beneath her left breast. Turned out to be a...
Quote #560
Whatever else can be said about sex, it cannot be called a dignified performance.
Quote #4597
Better be ignorant of a matter than half know it.
Quote #22733
One of the chief obstacles to intelligence is credulity, and credulity could be enormously...
Quote #1668
A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your...
Quote #528
I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.
Quote #16689
He hoped and prayed that there wasn’t an afterlife. Then he realized there was...
Quote #2524
Difficulties are meant to rouse, not discourage. The human spirit is to grow strong...
Quote #6423
There is nothing worse then a sharp image of a fuzzy concept.
Quote #19822
There’s nothing that keeps its youth, So far as I know, but a tree...