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It is curious to note the old sea-margins of human thought. Each subsiding century...
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Here’s a good joke to do during an earthquake Straddle a big crack in...
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Last night somebody broke into my apartment and replaced everything with exact duplicates… When...
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Wit is so shining a quality that everybody admires it; most people aim at...
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The mystery of love is greater than the mystery of death.
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To use fear as the friend it is, we must retrain and reprogram ourselves…We...
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Money is a terrible master but an excellent servant.
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I don’t have time for superficial friends. I suppose if you’re really lonely you...
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For all the advances in medicine, there is still no cure for the common...
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Eternity’s a terrible thought. I mean, where’s it all going to end