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Wouldn’t it be weird if the only way people could die was that their...
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Never trust a computer you can’t throw out a window.
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If your sexual fantasies were truly of interest to others, they would no longer...
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Politicians are interested in people. Not that it is always a virtue. Fleas are...
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My fellow Americans, I am pleased to tell you I just signed legislation which...
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Except our own thoughts, there is nothing absolutely in our power.
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No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture unless absolutely certain that...
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Talk not of genius baffled, Genius is master of man. Genius does what it...
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The duke had a mind that ticked like a clock and, like a clock,...
Quote #737
You cannot stand anywhere in the universe that is outside of yourself.