Quote #9014
We strain to renew our capacity for wonder, to shock ourselves into astonishment once...
Quote #16993
Wit makes its own welcome and levels all distinctions.
Quote #13873
When a thing is funny, search it for a hidden truth.
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To be beneficent when we can is a duty; and besides this, there are...
Quote #28174
When I was a child, there were times when we had to entertain ourselves....
Quote #20019
Look wise, say nothing, and grunt. Speech was given to conceal thought.
Quote #29402
Laughter is the best form of medicine. For when we laugh, we neither think,...
Quote #34237
Oh, I don’t blame Congress. If I had 600 billion at my disposal, I’d...
Quote #33708
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line...
Quote #18360
Love lives on hope, and dies when hope is dead It is a flame...