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Sweet are the uses of adversity, which, like a toad, though ugly and venomous,...
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Man is descended from a hairy, tailed quadruped, probably arboreal in its habits.
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Marty McFly Jesus, George, it’s a wonder I was ever born.
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Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on...
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I succeeded by saying what everyone else is thinking.
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Do not read beauty magazines. They only make you feel ugly.
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Through perseverance many people win success out of what seemed destined to be certain...
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Minor surgery is surgery someone else is having.
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Upon books the collective education of the race depends; they are the sole instruments...
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Wayne Am I supposed to be a man, am I supposed to say, it’s...