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I don’t think God put me on this planet to judge others. I think...
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Never fall out with your bread and butter.
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My final warning to you is always pay for your own drinks. All the...
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Banning gun shows to reduce violent crime will work about as well as banning...
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One of the things about being a grown-up is learning how to act right...
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I have no country to fight for my country is the earth, and I...
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Failure is defined by our reaction to it.
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There is no one, says another, whom fortune does not visit once in his...
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Never judge someone till you’ve walked a mile in their shoes, cause then you’re...
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I like my cigar, but I take it out of my mouth once in...