Quote #12916
Learn to obey before you command.
Quote #1141
I sometimes think that God, in creating man, overestimated His ability.
Quote #22316
No Sane man will dance.
Quote #517
There is not one female comic who was beautiful as a little girl.
Quote #29730
A popular government without popular information or the means of acquiring it, is but...
Quote #31436
A little inaccuracy sometimes saves tons of explanation.
Quote #1315
A sound mind in a sound body is a short but full description of...
Quote #28343
The tired and thirsty prospector threw himself down at the edge of the watering...
Quote #2007
In Marseilles they make half the toilet soap we consume in America, but the...
Quote #12236
Absolute power is the power to destroy.