Quote #19922
Barometer, n. An ingenious instrument which indicates what kind of weather we are having.
Quote #34266
It isn’t necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be unhappy.
Quote #2659
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let...
Quote #30721
I don’t want to describe the hate mail we’ve gotten. (on why she was...
Quote #10968
I think most of us would be horrified to meet ourselves and discover what...
Quote #3796
Every man is wise when attacked by a mad dog; fewer when pursued by...
Quote #32471
Everyone hears what you say, Friends listen to what you say, Best friends listen...
Quote #11551
Death ends a life, not a relationship.
Quote #16092
To worry is a sin. Only one sort of worry is permissible; to worry...
Quote #26378
Carthago delenda est. (Carthage must be destroyed.)