Quote #20157
When the politicians complain that TV turns the proceedings into a circus, it should...
Quote #26242
Gallia est omnis divisa in partres tres. (All Gaul is divided into three parts)
Quote #20070
I don’t deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don’t deserve that...
Quote #23488
Who has confidence in himself will gain the confidene of others.
Quote #8825
It is no use to blame the looking glass if your face is awry.
Quote #28224
Here’s a good gag if you go swimming in a swamp and when you...
Quote #5522
It is better to die standing on your feet, than live the rest of...
Quote #7429
Men are slower to recognize blessings than misfortunes.
Quote #1173
Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, and a dark...
Quote #20485
Thank God men cannot as yet fly and lay waste the sky as well...