Quote #2375
Scandal is gossip made tedious by morality.
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I have the worlds largest seashell collection. You may have seen it, I keep...
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Who knows why we live, and struggle, and die… Wise men write many books,...
Quote #8939
Cheers to a new year and another chance for us to get it right.
Quote #7895
Never tell a man you can read him through and through; most people prefer...
Quote #11197
A guest sees more in an hour than the host in a year.
Quote #26310
Wouldn’t it be weird if the only way people could die was that their...
Quote #2097
Television is democracy at its ugliest.
Quote #28259
Here’s a good joke to do during an earthquake Straddle a big crack in...
Quote #13856
Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe.