Quote #32147
I sit on a man’s back, choking him and making him carry me, and...
Quote #11191
A good son makes a good husband.
Quote #33706
There’s no present. There’s only the immediate future and the recent past.
Quote #8001
Speech is human, silence is divine, yet also brutish and dead: therefore we must...
Quote #18743
Never make fun of someone who speaks broken English. It means they know another...
Quote #5368
If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
Quote #4213
When armies are mobilized and issues are joined,The man who is sorry over the...
Quote #1843
One of these days, the people are going to demand peace of the government,...
Quote #3214
Higher emotions are what separate us from the lower orders of life… Higher emotions,...
Quote #28356
Probably to a shark, about the funniest thing there is is a wounded seal,...