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The trouble with my wife is that she is a whore in the kitchen...
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Small to greater matters must give way.
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Where talent is a dwarf, self-esteem is a giant.
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My wife is a light eater … as soon as it’s light, she starts...
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The Berlin Wall is the defining achievement of socialism.
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I remember how my Great Uncle Jerry would sit on the porch and whittle...
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Maturity comes not with age but with the acceptance of responsibility. You are only...
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A Dream is where a boy can swim in the deepest oceans and fly...
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A little inaccuracy sometimes saves tons of explanation.
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Some people will never learn anything, for this reason, because they understand everything too...