Quote #16194
Man has to suffer. When he has no real afflictions, he invents some.
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No one can wear a mask for very long.
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California is a fine place to live–if you happen to be an orange.
Quote #5627
Half of the American people have never read a newspaper. Half never voted for...
Quote #9293
If we are lucky, we can give in and rest without feeling guilty. We...
Quote #34208
Don’t judge a man by his opinions, but what his opinions have made of...
Quote #21946
A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car...
Quote #364
To attract men, I wear a perfume called “New Car Interior.’
Quote #3918
I write down everything I want to remember. That way, instead of spending a...
Quote #25614
Genius – To know without having learned to draw just conclusions from unknown premises...