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My doctor gave me two weeks to live. I hope they’re in August.
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I bet the main reason the police keep people away from a plane crash...
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The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut...
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On thinking about Hell, I gather My brother Shelley found it was a place...
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Giving every man a vote has no more made men wise and free than...
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Praise the bridge that carried you over.
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As an anti-American, I thank you for your rotten article devoted to my person.
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Bureaucracy defends the status quo long past the time when the quo has lost...
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MTV is the lava lamp of the 1980′s.
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Government is not reason, it is not eloquence, it is force; like fire, a...