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I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a...
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Adventure must be held in delicate fingers. It should be handled, not embraced. It...
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A cloudy day is no match for a sunny disposition.
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Things that are done, it is needless to speak about…things that are past, it...
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Outside show is a poor substitute for inner worth.
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Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom...
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When Fascism comes to America, it will come wrapped in an American flag.
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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #8064
One does not learn how to die by killing others.
Quote #9650
A minute of perfection was worth the effort. A moment was the most you...