Quote #4605
Absence makes the heart grow fonder.
Quote #33662
It’s hard to take over the world when you sleep 20 hours a day.
Quote #3540
My own suspicion is that the universe is not only queerer than we suppose,...
Quote #7401
A dinner lubricates business.
Quote #25735
I prefer my oysters fried That way I know my oysters died.
Quote #3040
Etymology, n.: Some early etymological scholars come up with derivations that were hard for...
Quote #34092
It’s the possibility that when you’re dead you might still go on hurting that...
Quote #2331
…all life is only a set of pictures in the brain, among which there...
Quote #19782
To have doubted one’s own first principles is the mark of a civilized man.
Quote #34269
Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog...