Quote #19315
There’s no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working...
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The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.
Quote #20565
One can acquire everything in solitude except character.
Quote #20658
There can be no real freedom without the freedom to fail.
Quote #21401
The safest road to hell is the gradual one-the gentle slope, soft underfoot, without...
Quote #20174
There is nothing wrong with America that cannot be cured with what is right...
Quote #26273
He hasn’t an enemy in the world – but all his friends hate him.
Quote #11911
How to make God laugh: Tell him your future plans.
Quote #21423
I have always thought it would be a blessing if each person could be...
Quote #10244
The good life, as I conceive it, is a happy life. I do not...