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No matter how much pressure you feel at work, if you could find ways...
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If you’re at a Thanksgiving dinner, but you don’t like the stuffing or the...
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There are two kinds of stories, the ones you live and the ones you...
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You cannot teach a crab to walk straight.
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In the truest sense, freedom cannot be bestowed it must be achieved.
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I am a citizen of the world.
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The great use of life is to spend it on something that will outlast...
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If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have...
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Funny how the new things are the old things.
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Most success springs from an obstacle or failure. I became a cartoonist largely because...