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My evening visitors, if they cannot see the clock, should find the time in...
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My computer beat me at checkers, but I sure beat it at kickboxing.
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How frequently are the honesty and integrity of a man disposed of by a...
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In weightlifting, I don’t think sudden, uncontrolled urination should automatically disqualify you.
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E.L. Think about it Josh, you’re in college. The window of opportunity to drink...
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The best of us must sometimes eat our words.
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If there’s anything unsettling to the stomach, it’s watching actors on television talk about...
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Egotism — usually just a case of mistaken nonentity.
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If you don’t know where you are going, any road will take you there.
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One of the things about being a grown-up is learning how to act right...