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That you may retain your self-respect, it is better to displease the people by...
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If you wear a toupee, why not let your friends try it on for...
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Be careful out there. There are things that go bump in the night. Actually,...
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If a thing is worth doing, it is worth doing badly.
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One must have a good memory to be able to keep the promises one...
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It’s not a field, I think, for people who need to have success every...
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Love is an exploding cigar we willingly smoke.
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Man ceased to be an ape, vanquished the ape, on the day the first...
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My computer beat me at checkers, but I sure beat it at kickboxing.
Quote #25693
Happiness is an imaginary condition, formerly often attributed by the living to the dead,...