Quote #4705
I say, thou mad March hare.
Quote #2825
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
Quote #22481
I gave ‘em a sword. And they stuck it in, and they twisted it...
Quote #26697
If Pete Rose brings the Reds in first, they ought to bronze him and...
Quote #4498
Enjoy your own life without comparing it with that of another.
Quote #2183
Religion is the fashionable substitute for belief.
Quote #2273
Duty then is the sublimest word in the English language. You should do your...
Quote #2666
Some luck lies in not getting what you thought you wanted but getting what...
Quote #5173
The great enemy of clear language is insincerity.
Quote #7463
Why has government been instituted at all? Because the passions of men will not...