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If God had really intended men to fly, he’d make it easier to get...
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I remember when I was in the army, we had the toughest drill sergeant...
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The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase.
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A program is a spell cast over a computer, turning input into error messages.
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I find women with well developed flesh very attractive. The scrawny little things doing...
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Few people are capable of expressing with equanimity opinions which differ from the prejudices...
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Oats. A grain, which in England is generally given to horses, but in Scotland...
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There is an alchemy in sorrow. It can be transmuted into wisdom, which, if...
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Barometer, n. An ingenious instrument which indicates what kind of weather we are having.
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There is no remedy for love but to love more.