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Gratitude is the memory of the heart.
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Throw out an alarming alarm clock. If the ring is loud and strident, you’re...
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Beware of programmers who carry screwdrivers.
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He was a cowboy, mister, and he loved the land. He loved it so...
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The biggest fool may come out with a bit of sense when you least...
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What men desire is a virgin who is a whore.
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When one door of happiness closes, another one opens, but often we look so...
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After one look at this planet any visitor from outer space would say I...