Quote #13184
On stage, I make love to 25,000 people, then I go home alone.
Quote #33072
Just what is it that America stands for If she stands for one thing...
Quote #30051
When you take stuff from one writer it’s plagiarism but when you take it...
Quote #193
Whoever controls the media–the images–controls the culture.
Quote #34890
I’m keenly aware of the Pride coming before the Fall . . . but...
Quote #21383
Live the questions.
Quote #1948
Creator: a comedian whose audience is afraid to laugh.
Quote #13593
May the road rise to meet you. May the wind always be at your...
Quote #28224
Here’s a good gag if you go swimming in a swamp and when you...
Quote #1713
Good company and good discourse are the very sinews of virtue.