Quote #7659
Taxation without representation is tyranny.
Quote #6679
We need anything politically important rationed out like Pez: small, sweet, and coming out...
Quote #17781
A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on...
Quote #24355
Do to others what you would have them do to you.
Quote #2087
If you are of the opinion that the contemplation of suicide is sufficient evidence...
Quote #13273
Stupid is a boundless concept.
Quote #9752
Live always in the best company when you read.
Quote #28400
If I was a cowboy in a lynch mob, I think I’d try to...
Quote #26627
A good question is never answered. It is not a bolt to be tightened...
Quote #29260
The Mets have gotten their leadoff batter on only once this inning.