Quote #6689
Happiness is an imaginary condition, formerly attributed by the living to the dead, now...
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You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat. You...
Quote #25499
I never said most of the things I said.
Quote #25692
There is no religion higher than the truth.
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I can’t think of any sorrow in the world that a hot bath wouldn’t...
Quote #2730
I hate mankind, for I think of myself as one of the best of...
Quote #29680
When Jesus Christ utters a word, He opens His mouth so wide that it...
Quote #33711
Honesty may be the best policy, but it’s important to remember that apparently, by...
Quote #28213
I bet if you were a mummy wrapper in ancient Egypt, on thing you...
Quote #9332
People will accept your ideas much more readily if you tell them Benjamin Franklin...