Quote #6254
The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it.
Quote #3188
Most vegetarians look so much like the food they eat that they can be...
Quote #28346
If you want to sue somebody, just get a little plastic skeleton and lay...
Quote #32067
You don’t tell deliberate lies, but sometimes you have to be evasive.
Quote #2147
What a beautiful fix we are in now; peace has been declared.
Quote #1049
Pay no attention to what the critics say; there has never been set up...
Quote #5180
I have nothing to declare but my genius.
Quote #6881
The most important thing in life is to see to it that you are...
Quote #21851
It is an old maxim of mine that when you have excluded the impossible,...
Quote #33206
You can’t have everything. Where would you put it