Quote #115
In the beginning, the universe was created. This made a lot of people very...
Quote #21797
Anatomy is destiny.
Quote #28776
One has fear in front of a goat, in back of a mule, and...
Quote #49
God help those who do not help themselves.
Quote #34043
They’re slobbery and they’re whiney and they look at you just like they could...
Quote #24986
Comedy is allied to justice.
Quote #7950
Outside every fat man there was an even fatter man trying to close in.
Quote #22343
Reality is wrong. Dreams are for real.
Quote #34460
Sometimes what’s right isn’t as important as what’s profitable.
Quote #65
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.