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I shall despair. There is no creature loves me; And if I die no...
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Education has produced a vast population able to read but unable to distinguish what...
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Now hatred is by far the longest pleasure men love in haste but they...
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My mother buried three husbands, and two of them were just napping.
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Never play cards with a man called Doc. Never eat at a place called...
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We must laugh at man, to avoid crying for him.
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There is no such thing as an underestimate of average intelligence.
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We like to praise birds for flying. But how much of it is actually...
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Mother is the name for God in the lips and hearts of little children
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If you start throwing hedgehogs under me, I shall throw a couple of porcupines...