Quote #6327
Eternity is a mere moment, just long enough for a joke.
Quote #5514
We are all here for a spell; get all the good laughs you can.
Quote #5776
Being convinced one knows the whole story is the surest way to fail.
Quote #4092
Nothing in the world makes people so afraid as the influence of independent-minded people.
Quote #9714
The troublesome ones in a family are usually either the wits or the idiots.
Quote #25555
The thing that hath been, it is that which shall be. . .and there...
Quote #29737
At every crossroads on the path that leads to the future, tradition has placed...
Quote #28425
You know what makes good hair for a snow man REAL hair. Don’t ask...
Quote #28254
I bet a funny thing about driving a car off a cliff is, while...
Quote #2164
#3547. A thing continues to exist as long as is usual with things of...