Jose Ortega y Gasset Quote #27787 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 We cannot put off living until we are ready. The most salient characteristic of...
Joan Rivers Quote #528 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.
Steven Wright, Standup Comedy Routine Quote #8750 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 I just bought a microwave fireplace. You can spend an evening in front of...
Pearl Sydenstricker Buck Quote #26094 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 To serve is beautiful, but only if it is done with joy and a...
Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr. Quote #15397 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Sin has many tools, but a lie is the handle which fits them all.
Dave Barry, "The Taming of the Screw" Quote #7906 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 The only really good place to buy lumber is at a store where the...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts Quote #28394 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Better not take a dog on the space shuttle, because if he sticks his...
Jonathan Swift Quote #20702 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 One of the best rules in conversation is, never to say a thing which...
Everett Dirksen Quote #12558 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 I am a man of principle, and one of my basic principles is flexibility.
Yevgeny Aleksandrovich Yevtushenko Quote #33237 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 To believe in one’s dreams is to spend all of one’s life asleep.