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We cannot put off living until we are ready. The most salient characteristic of...
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I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.
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I just bought a microwave fireplace. You can spend an evening in front of...
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To serve is beautiful, but only if it is done with joy and a...
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Sin has many tools, but a lie is the handle which fits them all.
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The only really good place to buy lumber is at a store where the...
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Better not take a dog on the space shuttle, because if he sticks his...
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One of the best rules in conversation is, never to say a thing which...
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I am a man of principle, and one of my basic principles is flexibility.
Quote #33237
To believe in one’s dreams is to spend all of one’s life asleep.