Quote #33196
All the things I really like to do are either illegal, immoral, or fattening.
Quote #11947
Nobody takes a picture of something they want to forget.
Quote #15228
Would you want to do business with a person who was 99% honest?
Quote #9939
I know you have come to kill me. Shoot, coward! You are only going...
Quote #26276
Adults find pleasure in deceiving a child. They consider it necessary, but they also...
Quote #15311
It is only imperfection that complains of what is imperfect. The more perfect we...
Quote #32163
It does not do to leave a live dragon out of your calculations, if...
Quote #33707
I’m completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is...
Quote #12427
You only live once but if you work it right, once is enough.
Quote #29127
God writes a lot of comedy the trouble is, he’s stuck with so many...