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Those who are unhappy have no need for anything in this world but people...
Quote #26859
I leave this rule for others when I’m dead, Be always sure you’re right–then...
Quote #25771
If you can’t make it better, you can laugh at it.
Quote #21768
He who is not impatient is not in love.
Quote #12144
The greatest ideas are the simplest.
Quote #5644
The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation.
Quote #28250
If you’re traveling in a time machine, and you’re eating corn on the cob,...
Quote #22210
Ricky Max, ah, one more thing, ah … who am I dropping this off...
Quote #10711
If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education,...
Quote #25149
Silly things do cease to be silly if they are done by sensible people...