Quote #2513
Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life.
Quote #13306
None are so busy as the fool and knave.
Quote #1891
Democracy: The worship of jackals by jackasses.
Quote #34527
Acting is merely the art of keeping a large group of people from coughing.
Quote #31856
Ideas are like rabbits. You get a couple and learn how to handle them,...
Quote #2671
I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play...
Quote #28418
When Rick told me he was having trouble with his wife, I had to...
Quote #191
Live as you will have wished to have lived when you are dying.
Quote #21511
Nature never did betray The heart that loved her.
Quote #12372
Supreme happiness will be the greatest cause of misery, and the perfection of wisdom...