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My wife is always trying to get rid of me. The other day she...
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We are, perhaps, uniquely among the earth’s creatures, the worrying animal. We worry away...
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Finance is the art of passing currency from hand to hand until it finally...
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The trouble with normal is it always gets worse.
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If you want to be respected, you must respect yourself.
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Anger and intolerance are the enemies of correct understanding.
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The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
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God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage...
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Thanksgiving Day is a day devoted by persons with inflammatory rheumatism to thanking a...
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Run straight ahead, And if anything gets in your way…turn