Quote #8518
No amount of time can erase the memory of a good cat and no...
Quote #6790
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
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Do not compute the totality of your poultry population until all the manifestations of...
Quote #29273
Nobody loves me but my mother, and she could be jivin’, too.
Quote #28186
I’d like to see a nature film where an eagle swoops down and pulls...
Quote #26704
Jesus Alou is in the on-deck circus.
Quote #32186
Marriage teaches you loyalty, forbearance, self-restraint, meekness, and a great many other things you...
Quote #16000
The best soldiers are not warlike.
Quote #6780
Rogues are preferable to imbeciles because they sometimes take a rest.
Quote #8759
Perhaps when we find ourselves wanting everything, it is because we are dangerously close...