Quote #16906
A friend is one before whom I may think aloud.
Quote #16706
No man can be called friendless when he has God and the companionship of...
Quote #9548
The most valuable function performed by the federal government is entertainment.
Quote #28266
If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think...
Quote #14531
Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs?
Quote #31105
In painting, as in the other arts, there’s not a single process, no matter...
Quote #17300
Though a man be wise it is no shame for him to live and...
Quote #28259
Here’s a good joke to do during an earthquake Straddle a big crack in...
Quote #15827
The world is so constructed, that if you wish to enjoy its pleasures, you...
Quote #11128
The spirit of resistance to government is so valuable on certain occasions, that I...