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The Dilbert Principle The most ineffective workers are systematically moved to the place where...
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Sir, I say that justice is truth in action.
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Millions of words are written annually purporting to tell how to beat the races,...
Quote #15765
Football is a mistake. It combines the two worst elements of American life. Violence...
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The more the fruits of knowledge become accessible to men, the more widespread is...
Quote #15978
The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf...
Quote #1556
Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.
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Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion. I myself prefer to...
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God forbid that any book should be banned. The practice is as indefensible as...
Quote #13916
It is better to be prepared for an opportunity and not have one than...