Quote #4140
He lives not long who battles with the immortals, nor do his children prattle...
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Most of the time I don’t have much fun. The rest of the time...
Quote #8330
Beware lest in your anxiety to avoid war you obtain a master.
Quote #28751
Boys will be boys. And even that wouldn’t matter if only we could prevent...
Quote #17839
Denial ain’t just a river in Egypt.
Quote #3177
The trouble with my wife is that she is a whore in the kitchen...
Quote #31345
I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor’s office...
Quote #28312
I’m not afraid of insects taking over the world, and you know why It...
Quote #24905
They tell me I have got a mind of my own, but sometimes it’s...
Quote #34804
Time is the most valuable thing a man can spend.