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If it was raining soup, the Irish would go out with forks.
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I think on-stage nudity is disgusting, shameful and damaging to all things American. But...
Quote #31273
I’d walk through hell in a gasoline suit to play baseball.
Quote #32353
To believe God is a Privilege, To doubt God is an insult.
Quote #20677
Still seems it strange, that thou shouldst live forever Is it less strange, that...
Quote #17715
Whatever you are by nature, keep to it never desert your line of talent....
Quote #28692
On the touchstone of misfortune a man discovers the strength of understanding and of...
Quote #19173
Some people weave burlap into the fabric of our lives, and some weave gold...
Quote #22428
The dog’s kennel is not the place to keep a sausage.
Quote #7489
The whole history of civilization is strewn with creeds and institutions which were invaluable...