Quote #10867
Why do you have to be a nonconformist like everybody else?
Quote #2212
When it is a question of money, everyone is of the same religion.
Quote #17385
The first and last thing required of genius is the love of truth.
Quote #28215
If you wear a toupee, why not let your friends try it on for...
Quote #29644
I have noticed that the people who are late are often so much jollier...
Quote #34027
The fact that when we die we are nothing more than worm meat—I just...
Quote #4835
If you shoot at mimes, should you use a silencer?
Quote #12041
Creative minds have always been known to survive any kind of bad training.
Quote #9205
EVERY path may lead you to God, even the weird ones. Most of us...
Quote #21232
Discretion in speech is more than eloquence.