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I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line...
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Slow and steady wins the race.
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Absence lessens the minor passions and increases the great ones, as the wind douses...
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No person who is not a great sculptor or painter can be an architect....
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Here’s a good gag if you go swimming in a swamp and when you...
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A woman’s always younger than a man of equal years.
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I bet a fun thing would be to go way back in time to...
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I look forward to an America which will not be afraid of grace and...
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I have never found a companion that was so companionable as solitude. We are...
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Instead of comparing our lot with that of those who are more fortunate than...