Quote #4067
Life is like a ten speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never...
Quote #24700
I desire so to conduct the affairs of this administration that if at the...
Quote #13420
From timber so crooked as that from which man is carved, nothing entirely straight...
Quote #8084
Three can keep a secret, if two of them are dead.
Quote #24104
Everything has been figured out, except how to live.
Quote #17798
I cannot keep from talking, even at the risk of being instructive.
Quote #1839
There is one difference between a tax collector and a taxidermist- the taxidermist leaves...
Quote #12927
The future is no place to place your better days.
Quote #28407
Something tells me that the first mousetrap wasn’t designed to catch mice at all,...
Quote #34266
It isn’t necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be unhappy.