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Basically my wife was immature. I’d be at home in the bath and she’d...
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Sell your cleverness and buy bewilderment.
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I have long since come to believe that people never mean half of what...
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A child develops individuality long before he develops taste. I have seen my kid...
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Familiarity breeds contempt – and children.
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Dying is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying...
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It is even harder for the average ape to believe that he has descended...
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The man who views the world at 50 the same as he did at...
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Dr. Evil You know, I have one simple request. And that is to have...
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Sometimes you have to be careful when selecting a new nickname for yourself. For...