Quote #29836
I ask, Who are the militia They consist now of the whole people, except...
Quote #8318
Do you think that the things people make fools of themselves about are any...
Quote #6201
No man is useless while he has a friend.
Quote #16432
Criticism is prejudice made plausible.
Quote #28219
If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to...
Quote #14895
…when you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth.
Quote #33786
If it weren’t for baseball, many kids wouldn’t know what a millionaire looked like.
Quote #9857
How much easier it is to be critical than to be correct.
Quote #6126
The wit makes fun of other persons; the satirist makes fun of the world;...
Quote #29670
If you’re not allowed to laugh in heaven, I don’t want to go there.